The Zodiac

What sign are you?

And who shares it with you?


This year promises to be better than last. And with dragons of all mythologies addicted to economic charts that only ever rise, that’ll put a fiery smile on your face (though it won’t do anything about your halitosis). You probably can’t hear us up there, but this is earth calling, and we’d like you to know that there is the possibility of good fortune coming your way. There are some horrid stars in your chart but no precautionary measures are indicated, they’ll regret it of course.


It seems you may have had some indigestion of late, swallowing down all those morsels that you couldn’t bear anyone to get close to. The word is that you’ll not feel any the worse if you don’t absolutely swallow everything that ends up on your plate. During April and every third month thereafter, you might pay attention to consumption habits.


Yes, yes, the stars suggest that riches might be making their presence felt this year. No, it’s not clear whether this is anything other than those gems and precious stones you’ve been hoarding back there in the dark being found by the local tax office or not.


The stars are suggesting there may be some romance in your life this year, though they don’t seem to preclude it being burnt to a cinder or drowned in an all-encompassing flood. So it looks like your modest charm can sit the year out, we know who you are. No, don’t change a thing, we all love imaginary lovers.


A career is for people who work, or for people who somehow improve over the years and are given some acknowledgement of their progress. It’s difficult to do this if you’re already perfect, so this is really just casual advice: new opportunities arise this year and what’s to say you might not try one or two.

Famous Dragons

Hollywood actor Nicolas Cage; Barbadian singer Rihanna; Hong Kong martial artist Bruce Lee; Brazil football legend Pele; former Beatle Ringo Starr; British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

Guiding hexagram from the Yi-Jing (Book of Changes)

Increase. It furthers one to undertake something. It furthers one to cross the great water.

Wind and thunder: the image of increase. Thus the superior man if he sees good, he imitates it; if he has faults, he rids himself of them.

Six in the fourth place means if you walk in the middle and report to the prince, he will follow. It furthers one to be used in the removal of the capital.

A dragon report to a prince? The world has gone mad - and there’s no water as great as you, your Imperial Sodiness, it’s all a matter of scale. But as Lenin asked, ‘What is to be done?’ Perhaps it would not irrevocably destroy your awe to not lay waste to everything that gets in your way this year. Just a thought, after all the text does seem to think that scorched earth is not the only possibility.

Water Dragon

23 Jan 2012 - 09 Feb 2013
27 Jan 1952 - 13 Feb 1953

Metal Dragon

05 Feb 2000 - 23 Jan 2001
08 Feb 1940 - 26 Jan 1941

Earth Dragon

17 Feb 1988 - 05 Feb 1989
23 Jan 1928 - 09 Feb 1929

Fire Dragon

31 Jan 1976 - 17 Feb 1977
03 Feb 1916 - 22 Jan 1917

Wood Dragon

13 Feb 1964 - 01 Feb 1965
16 Feb 1904 - 03 Feb 1905

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