The Zodiac

What sign are you?

And who shares it with you?


Your outside might be mostly hide, but this year the fates decree that you are sacred. Your ascent up the cow path, strewn with the pats and dung that your enemies are now covered in, will have you lowing in pleasure. You get to take yourself by the horns, and it’s cream and banana pie for you. Milk it for all it is worth.


In the first half, some of your plumbing might still be plumbing the depths that the Goat reduced you to last year. Once the summer passes, you’ll be like a bull at a gate. You will be the “live-stock”, and your calves will be muscling out. Cattle raiding is off the menu - you have the constitution of an Ox.


Your investments may need some gestation time, but they’re udder certainties. No gambling over the summer as you won’t hit the bull’s-eye, and come October you’ll want to steer clear of risks in case you get polled, what you’re seeing then may not be the veal thing.


Moooon river . . . you can make eyes this year. Your investments in this area should last at least a Minotaur two longer than others. Establish the taurophilic temple and watch them leather themselves up: you are the tempting bovine, graze where you may.


Bull in a China shop? Bull in any shop! The Tai Sui has gone, the land is yours until the cows come home, and you shan’t be cowed this year. No need for rumination, you can hoof it as soon as you’re ready. No need to beef up that resume; no need to blow on the longhorn; they’ve herd you this year and it’s a bull market.

Famous Ox

Barack Obama and Caitlyn Jenner

Guiding hexagram from the Yi-Jing (Book of Changes)

Biting Through has success. It is favourable to let justice be administered.

Thunder and lightning: the image of Biting Through. The kings of former times made firm the laws through clearly defined penalties.

Nine at the beginning means his feet are fastened in the stocks, so that his toes disappear. No blame.

Lordy, lordy, isn’t this just fun. It turns out that what many had mistaken as some sort of personality defect turns out to be a culturally valuable characteristic. Your habit of, as your detractors near the water-cooler term it, ‘Going the White Pointer’ is historically attested. You always had a suspicion that once they examined you, they’d have to rewrite the evolution textbooks - and there you go.

Earth Ox

26 Jan 2009 - 13 Feb 2010
29 Jan 1949 - 16 Feb 1950

Fire Ox

07 Feb 1997 - 27 Jan 1998
11 Feb 1937 - 30 Jan 1938

Wood Ox

20 Feb 1985 - 08 Feb 1986
25 Jan 1925 - 12 Feb 1926

Water Ox

03 Feb 1973 - 22 Jan 1974
06 Feb 1913 - 25 Jan 1914

Metal Ox

15 Feb 1961 - 04 Feb 1962
19 Feb 1901 - 07 Feb 1902

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