Let’s not boar you with fine e-pig-rams, this is not the year to label all the jars in your pantry as ‘clover’. The cosmic forces might have hidden their intentions, but someone has squealed, and without due care you’ll be the roast of the town. Don’t hide, you’re one of the original e-pig-enes, remember your place in the Pig Bang Theory of universal origins. Do your hamwork and be prepared.
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Bevelled-Edge Crystal Balls
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You might find your pig-ment losing a little more colour than anticipated this year. Ask not for whom the hambulance sirens toll they say. Too many more of these puns and you’ll get the pork chop, something to steer clear of, who wishes to be the mistaken bacon? What to do? Find an opportunity to subject yourself to a thorough hog-wash.
Hello? Too much crackling on the line? You might think you’re chatting to the God of Wealth, but that fuzzy sound might indicate that your call has been intercepted by the Greater Squandering Star. This is less-than-ideal news. Check all your financial contracts or agreements this year with care, make sure that none of them are written in invisible oink. Read right down through the fine print, there may be a twist in the tale.
Everyday could be a Valenswine’s day, or not. This year it’s time for an excursion to the Hall of Mirrors where a good, hard, long look at yourself reveals – Frankenswine’s Porker. Without some careful pre-thought, much romance this year might tender to end up as the earlier versions of Swine Lake. We wish you luck with the hogs and kisses.
Aiming to be the chairman of the boar-d? The one sector this year where you’ve a little invisible help, this time from the Post Horse Star. If you’re finding yourself a little dis-grunt-led in your present position, then the opportunities for travel, work gigs, and even attending various meet-markets are more than decent. Try to be a sty-lish nosy pig and keep your ears attuned for any and all opportunities.
Sorcerer: Dr James Greenbaum
Sorcerer's apprentice: Susan Zhang
Wand bearer: Forest Chan
Director/Editor: Yukti Vidyarthi
Translation editor: Melanie Ng
Design/Art: Lizzie Lau; Anna Lai; Elva Lau; Patrina Leung; Jon Berkeley
Web development: Paul Ngan; Timothy Wang
Video production: Alexandra Lee; Luna Deng
Thanks to: Sandy Chen Dowling; Ellen Lo
Producer: Liz Patterson