Hong Kong rail operator
Born: 01 October 1979

Who would have guessed Hong Kong's Mass Transit Railway was an earthen goat - though with a certain amount of subterranean butting involved in the construction, it is not unreasonable. This year is one to guard against change, which means either no new lines or that the MTR needs to concentrate on interchanges. It's also not the time for earth goats to get involved as a peacemaker between bickering parties, we've long thought it was time that people who want to argue take the bus and leave the rest of us in peace, though how this policy may be enforced is not written in the stars. Finally, as joint trouble may be infecting earth goats this year, we'll double down on the public transport network needing to attend to all interchanges.

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