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Kim Yo-jong
North Korean envoy
Born: 26 September 1987

Most rabbits have a great year in front of them and this grand daughter of the founding father of the North Korean regime is no exception. A sudden breakthrough in career prospects means either she gets a promotion, or flees to South Korea, gets a makeover and stars in a soap opera. Her business prospects are also well indicated, though we would suggest she reads the fine print before inking any deal as greed may lead to a loss of righteousness. Her undoubted abilities in stage managing large performances means she could take over from Zhang Yimou as the premier enfant terrible of the fascist aesthetic. By the end of the year we expect her to have been confirmed in her aunt's former position and continue to work well with her brother.

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