Bill Shorten
Australian politician
Born: 12 May 1967

The world is often a better place when uninspiring people take charge, and Bill Shorten will be hoping that the stars will take him to the Australian Prime Ministership this year. Fire goats are going to have many new opportunities for collaboration - Shorten will be hoping that indicates other world leaders reaching out to him on his ascension; not the knife-wielding factional heavies out the back of the Labor party buildings in Sydney should he lose. We see increased prospects for bickering, so even if he does not win the election, he should retain his seat in parliament. As a slow loss of vision is on the cards, and with the stars promising that fire goats will be in a position to do wicked things with good intentions, he should be leading the country by year's-end.

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