Tokyo Summer Olympics

Born: 24 July 2020

Metal rats are facing a year of unexpected financial outlays, and in an Olympic's year, strange predictions abound. Take care around sharp objects as it is a time of much slicing and pricking. If you have friends going to the javelin event, perhaps suggest they buy the bad seats behind the sight-screen. If the Japanese Olympic daimyos running the show are careful enough, then we hope this prediction is confined to tickets getting electronically punched in at the laser turnstiles. If we look at the monthly forecast, we expect the games to be declared a success halfway through.