Pope Francis

Perhaps on account of his Argentine origins, Pope Francis is sometimes mistaken for a Capuchin monk, but this primate is the Bishop of Rome. Nonetheless, capuchin monkeys can be trained for service to humans, so perhaps all is not lost yet. This is to be a year of numerous surprises, so we can surmise that the line upstairs to Ozymandias, the Golden Monkey from the Golden Compass must be catching static. Although Fire Rats have a tendency to make comments on those who have passed (or seem to have) that they later regret, the stars are still auspicious for giving Mugabe his promotion to sainthood, after all, if he’s already won the Confucius Prize what could possibly go awry?

Fire Rat

Born: 17 Dec 1936
Head of the Roman Catholic Church

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