Hillary Clinton

Apparently this is the year of the golden tongue for the Fire Pig. The one caveat here is that one must seek to avoid faux pas. It’s a time to make sure that family don’t make slip-ups, with Bill’s activities resembling a naughty monkey rampaging through the foliage throwing banana skins out behind him, Hillary will need to have a leash on that baboon and his florid mating signs. This year is not well suited to dealing with false and copied goods, those Chinese military copy DVDs of House of Cards will have to be put out with the trash.

Fire Pig

Born: 26 Oct 1947
US presidential candidate

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