Most oxen have a year of freshly mown grass and room-temperature mud coming up, but it’s just not looking good for Obama is it? Even after vacating the most stressful seat in world politics, the stars are telling him that he has to pull his socks up and work a little harder. He’s got to get some achievements behind him to set himself up for a more comfortable retirement. He’ll have to watch those two nasty stars, Flying Blade and Blood Blade, which have the possibility to cut him - though he’s lived in Washington for eight years, the air is filled with seen and unseen blades aimed at everyone’s back. We think this means that if Michelle can’t cook one night, then he should eat out rather than prepare something himself.
Born: 4 August 1961
Former President of the United States